Lebowski Ipsum

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I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs, some chinaman in Korea took them from me but I went out and achieved anyway. It increases the chances of conception. Wait in the car, Donny. We've got a man down, Dude. Do you have any kalhua? A man will refer to his "dick" or his "rod" or his "Johnson". Is this your homework, Larry? And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.

You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday. Sure you'll see some tank battles. But fighting in desert is very different from fighting in canopy jungle. The nail polish, Walter. Walter, you can't do that. These guys're like me, they're pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector. Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost!

Eric E. Anderson

Bedford Stuyvesant, Brooklyn, NY 11233, United States

Lives in Brooklyn and makes a living creating a better web at Squarespace. Most of his free time is spent wandering around New York City practicing the craft of photography.